Santa Superfan Gifts

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

Father Christmas Painting a Raindeer's Nose.

Santa on television.

"I can forgive all those years of not bringing me a pony but you're not leaving until I get a new motorcycle."

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

'Don't worry, because of global warming you can ditch that red suit soon.'

SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'

Frozen Santa Claus and his reindeer.

Santa Claus sees a Christmas tree at the bottom of a well.

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!