Santa's Biggest Fan Gifts

The Creation of Rudolph

Santa Claus urinates on Christmas tree like a dog.

'You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, now sign this promise.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring