Santa Fan Gifts

"It depends on which state we're visiting."

Santa Cruise

Santa's Bank Manager

'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'

'That's it Rudolph... a little to your left and we got it!'

'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'

Work schedules for Santa and his elves.

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Reindeer Tryouts Today Only

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

'Opps, sorry, Boss...yep, there it is, right on the label...'dry clean only'!

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"I don't believe in myself"

Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Santa Claus in driverless sleigh

'This quantitative easing is taking too long.'

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus standing and posing with a group of misfit reindeer.

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

Santa without a sleigh

Please leave something easy to assemble.

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Let's make a package deal.'

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.

'This should be good.'