Santa Sympathizer Prints

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Sick of catering to the whims of spoiled children, Santa goes into hiding.

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

'Poor guy - you mean you spend all your time with those 8 reindeer and 37 elves?'

"Well, Santa, considering the back taxes you owe, it appears your spirit of giving doesn't extend year round."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"

Santa Claus's Mail

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Punk Reindeer

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Meet Santa's entourage

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

Santa CGI Effect

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'