Secular Santa Supporter Prints

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Punk Reindeer

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Pole dancers

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"