Bookish Santa Supporter Prints

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Pole dancers

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

English major will work for food.

Fairy narratives

Cat on the Harp

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

Santa Claus wanted poster.

Donald Trump Christmas card

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

Santa on street corner.

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa sits in the waiting room of a Weight Loss Clinic with other large people.

You can lick my peppermint stick!

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'How come I never see you in church?'

Holiday Greetings

'Couldn't you spend just one Christmas at home?'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Criminal Santa Claus

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Meet The Ghostwriter