Bookish Santa Supporter Gifts

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Pole dancers

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

A Starry Night.

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

English major will work for food.

Cat on the Harp

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

Fairy narratives

Santa Claus wanted poster.

Donald Trump Christmas card

Santa on street corner.

Santa sits in the waiting room of a Weight Loss Clinic with other large people.

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

You can lick my peppermint stick!

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'How come I never see you in church?'

Holiday Greetings

'Couldn't you spend just one Christmas at home?'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Criminal Santa Claus

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'I want to report a gruesome scene on Main Street... There's socks nailed to a fireplace and stuffed with eyeballs, lips and buttons!!!'