Bookish Banter Believer Gifts

"You're going to hate yourself."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Book Worm

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Will Self deprecation

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

A lesson in wit

Meet The Ghostwriter

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

Larry's Literary Market.

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.