Bookish Banter Believer Gifts

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Book Worm

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Cold caller.

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Will Self deprecation

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

The Gilmore Girls

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

A lesson in wit

Meet The Ghostwriter

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"