Bookish Believer Gifts

English major will work for food.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Marcel Proust

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Reading in the family.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

The Farmer Sutra.

John Galsworthy

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

Pathology.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Edna O'Brien

"School is loverly this time of year."

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.