Saint Appreciator T-Shirts

"Today is All Saints' Day. It's not about candy...it's about honoring all the saints and remembering all their sacrifices!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Love Birds love dancing together

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

Mother Earth

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Saint Patrick

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

Self-driving sled

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

JOY

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Two friars ringing bells

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

Santa's Sleigh Accident

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Be careful on the polar express."