Pope Admirer Gifts

The Pope and diplomacy.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Artistic Licence.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Dear Diary

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Pope Francis

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

At home with the Pope.

Pope's blessing.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Picasso's Blue Period

'A little wine, daily, Antonius, leads to longevity -- perhaps as old as 35.'

The Pope

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

"Hey Picasso...you should have chosen better looking models!"

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

Karl Marks

"There's nothing wrong with you - you're a Picasso."

Patched up Pope.

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

"So, Friends Romans Countrymen. . ."

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

'I meant the wine.'

Saint Patrick in a Basket

Pope Tour

'The Pope christmas message' "Grazie per la cravatta"