Pope Admirer Pillows

The Pope and diplomacy.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Artistic Licence.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Dear Diary

Pope Francis

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Pope Francis

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

At home with the Pope.

Pope's blessing.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Picasso's Blue Period

The Pope

'A little wine, daily, Antonius, leads to longevity -- perhaps as old as 35.'

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

"Hey Picasso...you should have chosen better looking models!"

Karl Marks

"There's nothing wrong with you - you're a Picasso."

"So, Friends Romans Countrymen. . ."

Patched up Pope.

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

'I meant the wine.'

Pope Tour

'You should apply - you're good at pontificating!'

'The Pope christmas message' "Grazie per la cravatta"

Saint Patrick in a Basket