Papal Aficionado Pillows

'Well I wasn't expecting him to leave through that door!'

Nun Fight.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Conclave.

They're missing a few commandments.

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"I guess ten is enough."

Pope Francis

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

At home with the Pope.

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Sweater Vestment.

Abimélech

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

The Pope

Plagues

Thomas Wolsey

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'

Conclave and God.

'Are You sure I should give them all ten at once?'

"How'd you manage to get so many tickets?"

"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."