Papal Aficionado Pillows

'Well I wasn't expecting him to leave through that door!'

Nun Fight.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

They're missing a few commandments.

Conclave.

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Pope Francis

"I guess ten is enough."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

At home with the Pope.

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Plagues

Sweater Vestment.

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

Thomas Wolsey

Abimélech

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

The Pope

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'

"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."

Conclave and God.

'Are You sure I should give them all ten at once?'

'But, if we follow these rules, we'll stick out like a sore thumb!'

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."