Papal Devotee Gifts

Pope Francis

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dec. 26

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Give Thanks.

'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

At home with the Pope.

"I just love sci-pi movies."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

The Pope

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

John Knox

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'