Protestant Devotee Gifts

John Knox

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

Menno Simons (Mennonism)

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Calvin Coolidge

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

Angel

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."