New Testament Devotee Gifts

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Joseph and his coat

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

John Knox

Thriller of the Week

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

Man turns into an angel.

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

Slow Roast Yoga

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'