New Testament Devotee Prints

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Joseph and his coat

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

John Knox

Slow Roast Yoga

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'