Bible Story Devotee Gifts

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Little Known Moments In History

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."