Bible Story Devotee Pillows

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Little Known Moments In History

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

So … how did you two meet?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"