Jesus Devotee Gifts

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Dec. 26

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

The Good Samaritan.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Give Thanks.

'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

John Knox

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'