Jesus Aficionados Gifts

'I'm an extremist Christian.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Nun Fight.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

They're missing a few commandments.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

The Good Samaritan.

"I guess ten is enough."

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

'No hitchhikers!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Santa '50s' Claus.

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

Plagues

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"