Jesus Enthusiasts Gifts

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Attila the Nun.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Promised Land Signpost

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."