Jesus Aficionado Gifts

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Nun Fight.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The Suite Hereafter

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"You run into a window, too?"

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

Jester

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '