Jesus Aficionados Pillows

'I'm an extremist Christian.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Nun Fight.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

They're missing a few commandments.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

The Good Samaritan.

"I guess ten is enough."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

'No hitchhikers!'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Santa '50s' Claus.

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

Sweater Vestment.