Devoted Parishioner Gifts

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Fitness in church.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

John Knox

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Mother's Day

Zeal.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Man turns into an angel.

Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.

"Today's message really convicted me Preacher. Good thing church is only once a week."

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

Pope Francis