Devoted Parishioner T-Shirts

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Fitness in church.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Mother's Day

Zeal.

John Knox

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

"Today's message really convicted me Preacher. Good thing church is only once a week."

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

Pope Francis

God Send Me a Sign