Devoted Worshipper T-Shirts

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Hildegard von Bingen

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Give Thanks.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Zeal.

John Knox

Church Parking

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

Sermon about 20 minutes

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?