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"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Hildegard von Bingen

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Give Thanks.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

Zeal.

John Knox

Church Parking

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Man turns into an angel.

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

Sermon about 20 minutes

"Fantastic service, lousy food."