Prayer Devotee Gifts

Various Birds of Pray.

Monk

"First time, long time."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Praying mantis.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

John Knox

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Exercise for the end of the day...

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'