Prayer Devotee Gifts

Various Birds of Pray.

Monk

"First time, long time."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Praying mantis.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Holy phone

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

John Knox

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'