Prayerful Drinker Gifts

'I think the guy behind me is saying grace.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Monk on the beach

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

Me, Alice and God

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Exercise for the end of the day...

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Plus, it keeps it warm.

Pray now - Go later.

'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Thinker's drinker.'

Christmas drinker

Amen

'Happy New Year to you!'

'Dang. Nothing but decaf.'

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

Tallit barcode

"First time, long time."

"Mind if I pray through?"

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'