Praying Enthusiast Gifts

"My dad makes us say prayers before every meal. I don't think he trusts my mum's cooking."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

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"Amen. Please help me up."

Praying mantis.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Various Birds of Pray.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Hallelujah!"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Honk if you're holy.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Holy phone

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

At home with the Pope.

Growing Churches

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

'More options!'

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

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"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."