Praying Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Amen. Please help me up."

Praying mantis.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Various Birds of Pray.

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Holy phone

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

'More options!'

At home with the Pope.

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

Growing Churches

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Exercise for the end of the day...

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."