Prayerful Person Pillows

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

A child interrupting family prayers

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Drive-thru Church

Monk Prompt

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Amen. Please help me up."

Praying mantis.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Saying Grace.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Various Birds of Pray.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."