Prayerful Spirit Pillows

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

A child interrupting family prayers

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Monk Prompt

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Drive-thru Church

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Saying Grace.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."