Prayerful Spirit Pillows

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A child interrupting family prayers

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Monk Prompt

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Drive-thru Church

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Saying Grace.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"