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"It's me, Lord, ready to spend a little religious capital."

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"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

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"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

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'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

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'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

"It's a troubling ethical dilemma."

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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"...He's just freelancing for Mammon!"

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'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'