Prayerful Scholar Pillows

'I like going to Catholic school. I need to be able to pray before tests.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Drive-thru Church

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Why god isn't listening...

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

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'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"Robert prays for the answers."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."