Prayerful Scholar Pillows

'I like going to Catholic school. I need to be able to pray before tests.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

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'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

Various Birds of Pray.

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

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"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Why god isn't listening...

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

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"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Robert prays for the answers."