Prayerful Student Pillows

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Various Birds of Pray.

Parental Role Model

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

"Robert prays for the answers."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Answer to Prayers - NO

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

Pray now - Go later.

Amen

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."