Prayerful Poet Pillows

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Drive-thru Church

"Amen. Please help me up."

Praying mantis.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Holy phone

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'