Prayerful Wanderer Pillows

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Drive-thru Church

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Amen. Please help me up."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

Church: Open Sundays

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Why god isn't listening...

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."