Prayerful Camper Pillows

"Now that's commitment!"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Drive-thru Church

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

Ants watching human invasion.

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Answer to Prayers - NO

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.