Prayerful Player Pillows

"I've done all that golfing science can do for your swing, Doc -- now I suggest you pray."

"Excellent Hail Mary."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Mind if I pray through?"

Cricketer praying before bed "and please,please,please no short risers on middle and leg."

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Drive-thru Church

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Praying mantis.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

Thanks God!

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Exercise for the end of the day...

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'