Prayerful Person Gifts

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A child interrupting family prayers

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Monk Prompt

Drive-thru Church

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Amen. Please help me up."

Praying mantis.

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Saying Grace.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Various Birds of Pray.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.