Prayerful Soul Gifts

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'God bless daddy, mommy, sis and that golf course I bought with dad's credit card.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

'God bless everyone in the whole wide world - except Microsoft.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Dear God, can you please reboot 2020... the one you sent had a virus."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

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'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

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"And God, if it isn't too much trouble, please clean the printhead."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Robert prays for the answers."

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

Pray now - Go later.

'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

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