Prayerful Thinker Gifts

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"Thank you very much,its all been very nice....well execpt for the boiled fish"

"Will my prayers be recorded to ensure quality service?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Drive-thru Church

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Praying mantis.

"Amen. Please help me up."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

Various Birds of Pray.

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

Evolution of God. . .

Put it in writing!

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'