Prayerful Thinker Mugs

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"Thank you very much,its all been very nice....well execpt for the boiled fish"

"Will my prayers be recorded to ensure quality service?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

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"Amen. Please help me up."

Praying mantis.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

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'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

Various Birds of Pray.

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Holy phone

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'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

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'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'