Prayerful Seeker Mugs

Pray now - Go later.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Drive-thru Church

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Various Birds of Pray.

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Priest And Aliens

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."