Prayer Enthusiasts Pillows

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"Your prayers may be recorded for training and quality purposes."

"I think Tommy's stalling for time...He's just asked God to bless the secretary of the interior!"

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A child interrupting family prayers

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"Amen. Please help me up."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Praying mantis.

Saying Grace.

Various Birds of Pray.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Give Thanks.

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

A blessing in disguise.

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'