Prayer Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"Your prayers may be recorded for training and quality purposes."

"I think Tommy's stalling for time...He's just asked God to bless the secretary of the interior!"

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A child interrupting family prayers

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"Amen. Please help me up."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Praying mantis.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Saying Grace.

Various Birds of Pray.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Holy phone

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

Give Thanks.

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

A blessing in disguise.

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'