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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Can you move me to the top of your prayer list?'

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A child interrupting family prayers

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Praying mantis.

Saying Grace.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Holy phone

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Give Thanks.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

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"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Praying.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

For Witches of a Certain Age

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'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'