Prayer Practitioners Prints

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Can you move me to the top of your prayer list?'

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A child interrupting family prayers

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Praying mantis.

Saying Grace.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Holy phone

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Give Thanks.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Praying.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

For Witches of a Certain Age

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'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'