Prayer Enthusiast Prints

"That was fast."

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

'I'm going to say prayers. Anybody want anything?'

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'

"99, 100. Ready or not, here I come." And so begins Bob's search for spiritual fulfillment.

'This is confidential, Mom. Do you mind?'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

Alligator prayer: 'Lord, send me more baptisms...'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"Baldo got a 'B' average on his final report card! Can you believe it?"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This time, play fair - no secret praying!"

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

'Don't worry, I'm getting to the part about you.'

Holy phone

Praying mantis.

"God has heard your prayers, and they are really starting to creep him out."

'Of course we've got social security benefits. Every night, I pray for all of my employees!'

In Which Donald Trump Gets down on His Knees and Prays

"Which section do you wish to sit in—Davening or Non-Davening?"

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

Grace For Flies

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Monk Prompt

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.